Being A D.N.R.C. Member, I hope Dilbert does not have Dogbert smite me for this possible copywrite infringement. I just could not bear to lose a portion of his wisdom that I have found to be far, far too true.

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary

Computer Professionals, engineers and scientists can never earn as high a salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical proof based on the following postulates:

Postulate 1: KNOWLEDGE is POWER
Postulate 2: TIME is MONEY

As every engineer knows: POWER = WORK / TIME
Since, KNOWLEDGE = POWER and TIME = MONEY,
we have: KNOWLEDGE = WORK / MONEY
Solving for Money, we get: MONEY = WORK / KNOWLEDGE
Thus, as KNOWLEDGE approaches zero, MONEY approaches infinity
regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make!